Taylor Swift (The Onion)

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This article is for a character that is approved as a Silly Pure Evil example, meaning they are a character that fits the criteria for Pure Evil while being consistently played for laughs.

Pure Evil
Full Name	Taylor Swift
Alias	Swift The singer TayTay
Origin	Taylor Swift Arrested On Weapons Charges After Federal Agents Raid Tour Bus | Onion News Network
Allies	No information
Powers / Skills	No information
Goals	Get as much money from her weapon, drug and sex slave business. Get revenge on her many enemies and exes. Get away with her crimes by fighting the cops.
Moral Event Horizon	Attempted to kill all of her enemies and exes. Kept her most recent ex as a sex slave.
Kill Count	No information
Worst Crimes	Weapon trafficking Sex slavery Rape Drug trafficking Attempted mass murder Sex trafficking Attempted terrorism Kidnapping
Type of Villain	Vengeful Trafficker

Taylor Swift, also known on the streets as TayTay, is a famous celebrity and singer who as the news shown is also a mass weapon and drug trafficker who is caught by the FBI.

What Makes Her Pure Evil?

• She trafficked a variety of weapons, drugs and even humans to the point that she was very known on the streets as a trafficker.
• Attained an immense quantity of explosives and weapons to kill all of her enemies and exes while planning to use as an excuse that it was self-defense.
• Got into a stand-off against the FBI where she attempted to kill them with a semi-automatic submachine gun.
• Kept one of her exes as, in her own words, her sex slave just for her perverted satisfaction.
• Even compared against other villains of the channel, her wide rapsheet and lack of resources compared to other very evil people, gets her to stand out enough against them.