| “ | You beat me in this battle, you become the Parkour Champion and you could be the one that makes the rules, but this is my Parkour Civilization and I. Never. Lose. | „ |
| ~ The Parkour Champion to Evbo. |
The Parkour Champion is the secondary antagonist of Evbo's Minecraft PARKOUR CIVILIZATION YouTube series.
After usurping the First Parkour Champion, he ruled as the Champion of Parkour Civilization, instituting oppressive social structures centering its inhabitants' survival on the basis of their Parkour capabilities.
What Makes Him Pure Evil?[]
- At some point, he usurped the first Parkour Champion by beating him in battle, taking his command block and implementing a death order on him. This forced him to become an outcast.
- Acting against the Parkour God's desire, he imposed some of the pettiest and most torturous rules on the civilization (which is depicted of inhabiting around hundreds of people at least) where they are teleported in a world far above grand and made of scattered blocks where they fight for their lives on a daily basis that include:
- In order to travel, every player is above a void and forced to make jumps in order to travel, eat food or have homes, where they can easily miss a jump and have their life ruined because of one mistake. We see this multiple times onscreen such as Evbo's Neighbor, a random Pro Guard and many others fall into the void.
- Players are able to challenge others to Parkour battles where they have no choice but to accept. If they lose, they get injured or die.
- He forces SeaWattGaming to kidnap innocent Players and teleport them to a lab, where how well they jump determines what rank they are for the rest of their lives, then wipes their memories.
- Any player who falls into the void by accident is teleported to prison and forced to spend fifty years in a 3 by 3 prison cell above a pool of lava, where if they do not jump every thirty seconds, they are thrown into lava. This has happened to at minimum dozens of unfortunate Players with petty mistakes.
- Noobs are forced to live in downtrodden houses and regularly get abused by Pros. They are only allowed to eat once a day and usually left to starve on 2 hunger bars at best, making it impossible for them to run. He made it so it is impossible for them to rank up unless they are given a ticket that lets them try a parkour course to level up, which was rigged so no one could level up. Evbo was only able to beat it by being given a barrior block that cheat the cheated course.
- Pros are forced to perform jobs every day without any pay, such as crafting courses, feeding Noobs, watching the prison, etc.
- Masters have to make three block jumps to travel around.
- He forces multiple Masters and Pros to try to kill Evbo for trying to level up and stop him, showing concern when Evbo kills them in self defense.
- When he confronts Evbo, he tries to cheat in his battle to have him killed. When everything is failing, he tries to take Evbo down with him in a last ditch suicide attempt, but fails.
- His reasons to villainy being beat by the parkour champion is extremely petty and ridiculous and does nothing to justify his actions at all
- He is treated as a serious threat and has little to no comedic moments unlike most Evbo villains.
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