Edward Wade

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Pure Evil
Full Name	Edward Wade
Alias	Wade Wade the Mercenary
Origin	Hitman: Absolution
Allies	Blake Dexter Dominic Osmond
Powers / Skills	Marksmanship High intellect Expertise in assassinating and torturing others Leadership
Goals	Kill Agent 47. Deliver Victoria to Blake Dexter. (both failed)
Moral Event Horizon	Raping and killing people for fun. Kidnapping Victoria to sell her, not caring she could be subject to painful experimentation.
Kill Count	Dozens, likely hundreds.
Worst Crimes	Mass murder Kidnapping Psychological abuse Conspiracy Rape Torture Necrophilia
Type of Villain	Sadomasochistic Assassin

“	Y'all see that? This here slut popped like a watermelon! Hahahaa! Lenny! Ha! I'll tell you what, Lenny. We better let the grown ups clean up this. You boys keep watch. Nice job, Lenny. Nice job.	„
	~ Wade after Lenny accidentally kills a nun.

Edward Wade is a major antagonist in the video game Hitman: Absolution. He is an international mercenary and hitman. He is also the long time friend of Blake Dexter and Dominic Osmond.

He was voiced by Larry Cedar.

What Makes Him Pure Evil?

• He has murdered hundreds of people over the span of a decade purely for the bloodlust of it.
• He hires the most sadistic murders and torturers imaginable to wreak havoc with him, with his only condition being that he is the one to do the most depraved deeds. He also doesn't care for them at all, leaving them to die just so he can have a shootout with 47.
• He is a complete psychopath with 0 regard for others and murders anyone unlucky enough to cross paths with him.
• He, Dom Osmond, and possibly Blake Dexter, like to rape and kill strippers by "sending them to Hawaii".
• His association with Blake Dexter is completely driven by greed and sadism, as Dexter provides Wade with numerous people to murder. There's no evidence he has any respect or care for Dexter whatsoever.
• He is psychologically abusive towards Blake Dexter's son Lenny, constantly calling him "Limp Dick Lenny", forcing him to kill a nun and laughing about it when he does it by accident.
• He slaughtered countless nuns and security guards just to kidnap Victoria.
• He would most likely have killed children if they were there, but they were all on a field trip so he couldn't.
• He kidnapped Victoria in order to sell her to Blake Dexter, not caring that she was a teenage girl that would have been subject to human experimentation if the transaction had completed.
• He is a necrophile, as he threatens to rape 47's corpse when and if he kills him.
• Although he has many funny and over-the-top moments, his actions in no way lighten the mood of the game's story and are not played for laughs.

External Links

• Edward Wade on the Villains Wiki
• Edward Wade on the Hitman Wiki