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"Mature Content Warning!" |
| “ | You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of 'em, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". | „ |
| ~ Brick Top explaining on how to dispose of a corpse. |
| “ | I don't care if he's Muhammad, I'm hard, Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters. | „ |
| ~ Brick Top's most famous quote. |
| “ | Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible c-nt: me. | „ |
| ~ Brick Top sums himself up. |
"Brick Top" Pulford is the main antagonist of the 2000 British crime comedy film Snatch. He is a ruthless crime lord who owns an illegal betting shop and runs a rigged underground fighting ring, forcing protagonists Turkish and Tommy to deal with him in order to make their own gaming venture a success. Unfortunately, Brick Top is in the habit of feeding people who displease him to a pack of hungry pigs - and it is not long before the two protagonists start to get on his nerves.
He is portrayed by Alan Ford.
What Makes Him Pure Evil?[]
- The title sequence shows him beating and presumably killing a man with a hammer.
- Ordered one of his henchmen killed and fed to pigs, before having the same done to the guy who informed on the victim for grassing.
- Starved his dogs in order to make it easier to have them maul people, and his pigs so they would eat human remains quicker.
- Rigged boxing matches with threats of violence to avoid paying out for bets.
- Stabbed a gambler in the leg and threatened to castrate him after he stopped him while he was walking.
- Robbed Turkish in retribution for Mickey O'Neil not throwing a match.
- Tortured Tyrone for information on the Pawn Shop Gang.
- Attempted to have the Pawn Shop Gang tortured and killed for robbing his bookies until they offered to get him a priceless diamond.
- Sent thugs to smash up Turkish and Tommy's arcade and beat them up.
- Forced Mickey O'Neil to fight again by having his mother's caravan burned with her in it.
- Deployed his men to kill the entire pikey clan after Mickey failed to throw the fight.
- Tried to go for a gun to shoot Turkish, Tommy and Mickey after realizing the pikeys ambushed and killed his men.
- While he comes from a comedy and has comedic moments, his worst actions are taken completely seriously in-universe.
