(I didn't add any events because I didn't want to waste too much time. Comment if you want me to add events and do a new version)
Team PE:
Junko Enoshima
Cyn
Kanade Otonokoji
Hunter J
William Afton
Mikado Sannoji
Brokenstar
Muzan
Team NPE:
Haiji Towa (Honestly rooting for him to die)
Ghetsis
Blue Imposter (Yes, a blue Among Us character is NPE, but it's fanon)
Big Jack Horner
Morag
Monaca Towa (Putting her with Haiji is a recipe for disaster, so I'm worried for her)
Alice (Murder Drones)
Queen Chrysalis
Team Inconsistently Heinous:
Blocky
Eric Cartman
Bowser
The Duolingo Owl (Again, fanon)
Genocide Jack
Doll
Azula
Zinnia (Pokemon)
Team Magnificent Baddies:
Shobai Hashimoto
Bowie
Gundham Tanaka
Darkrai (He's also PE but it's fine)
Zoey (Really shouldn't be here since she's PG but her page suddenly blew up so I'm accepting it)
Sunset Shimmer
Poppy Prescott
Cry Baby
Funny Events and Deaths:
"Cyn accidentally steps on a landmine."
I was expecting her to go far ;-;
"Kanade Otonokoji shoots a poisonous blowdart into Azula's neck, slowly killing her."
Hibiki isn't even here and Kanade's already adding to her body count 😭
"Muzan severely slices Poppy Prescott with a sword."
MUZAN WHY DID YOU KILL A CHILD ASDFGH-
"Monaca Towa snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag."
MONACA YOU ARE A CHILD.
"Haiji Towa finds a bag full of explosives."
This is not gonna end well.
"Morag injures herself."
Deserved.
"Alice runs away from Zinnia."
You know you could just kill her -_-
"Queen Chrysalis steals from Kanade Otonokoji while she isn't looking."
That's a death wish.
"The Duolingo Owl stabs Hunter J while her back is turned."
She didn't do her Spanish.
"Brokenstar dies from hunger."
Karma for what he did to his Clan.
"Mikado Sannoji sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate."
He caused that fire.
"Bowser sets Muzan on fire with a molotov."
Bro definitely forced him into sunlight 😭
"Cry Baby picks flowers."
Keep on slaying :)
"Sunset Shimmer stabs Doll with a tree branch."
Two MD villains down, one to go.
"Eric Cartman dies from an infection."
Nothing much to put here.
"Big Jack Horner and Haiji Towa hold hands."
🦆 NO.
"Monaca Towa accidentally detonates a landmine while trying to arm it."
Why does this simulator hate children 😭
"Zoey bleeds out due to untreated injuries."
She should not have been here so I'm unsurprised she died.
"Zinnia dies from thirst."
Again, not much to say here.
"Genocide Jack unknowingly eats toxic berries."
NOOOO I WAS ROOTING FOR HER.
"Ghetsis throws a knife into Kanade's head."
A demon killing another demon. What could be better?
"Big Jack Horner falls into a pit and dies."
The punishment for holding hands with Haiji.
*TSUNAMI HAHA*
Deaths:
Gundham Tanaka
Blue Imposter
William Afton
Mikado Sannoji
Blocky
Bowser
Shobai Hashimoto (NOOOO I WAS ALSO ROOTING FOR HIM.)
Oh yeah I forgot to put that Alice stepped on a landmine and died.
FERAL WENDIGO ROBOT WAS ROBBED 😭
"Haiji Towa climbs a tree to rest."
Please fall out of that tree.
"Morag is unable to convince Sunset Shimmer to not kill her."
YEAHHHH SUNSET SHIMMER GET HER OUT OF HERE.
"Cry Baby is unable to convince Ghetsis to not kill her."
WHY ARE ALL THE PEOPLE I'M ROOTING FOR DYING!?
"Queen Chrysalis falls into a pit and dies."
Can't she just fly over it?
"Darkrai is unable to convince The Duolingo Owl to not kill him."
Darkrai didn't do his Spanish.
"Bowie attacks Haiji, but he manages to escape."
HAIJI WHEN I GET YOU HAIJI.
"Duolingo stabs Ghetsis in the back with a trident."
Why is no one doing their Spanish?
"Haiji is unable to convince Sunset Shimmer to not kill him."
VICTORY SCREECH!!!1!!! *UNINTELLIGIBLE SCREAMING*
(Thank you Sunset Shimmer, though he should've died earlier)
"Bowie accidentally detonates a landmine while trying to arm it."
Nothing to say here.
"Duolingo kills Junko as she tries to run."
YOU CANNOT RUN WHEN YOU HAVEN'T DONE YOUR SPANISH.
"Sunset Shimmer accidentally detonates a landmine while trying to arm it."
ARE YOU KIDDING ME I WAS ROOTING FOR SUNSET SHIMMER SINCE ALL OF MY FAVES DIED SHE MADE IT SO FAR AND A LANDMINE STOPPED HER WHAT THE F-
Duolingo wins and I have a mental breakdown.