Bro why is junko here this is a unfair battle to her

Coughing Baby(s) vs Hydrogen Bomb(s).

This is kinda of a unfair fight except for femto and lord commander

Ohh, interesting...

1.An edgy Teenager that thinks they are cool, nope. "Erm, well, despair is the ultimate emotion🤓☝ "

2.A literall DEITY that can bend laws of the universe, and controls a whole world bending it to his own will, being basically immortal, and being one of the worst villains in fiction.

3.A racist kid-diddler and a closeted homophobe, who thinks he is the jonkler.

4.The version of Eric Cartman, but it's even more fat and has no friends at all, and a total doofus who basically willingly sentenced himself for a fate worse than death.

5. Another deity, but not as intimidating as Femtou.

6. Eikopf.

Holden isn’t even that powerful compared to characters with actual powers the dude isn’t some god or whatever he’s just a tough human being that’s immortal

There's no proof he's even immortal. He claims he is but from what I know thd book makes iy ambiguous at best if he's telling the truth or if he even human at all.

Do Porky and Commander have a way around Femto's Fate Hax...?

Holden dies first lol